Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Doofus Of The Day #28


Our doofus today is an unknown gentleman guy from Florida.

A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.


Yep. I bet they are! Sounds to me like a classic case of diversion before action.

I have only two burning questions.

First, where (and how) did she hide the jewelry before leaving?

(Don't bother to answer that question!)

Second, what was his wife's reaction when she learned just how her jewelry had disappeared?

I suspect nude housekeeping will be the least of his worries in future. Instead, he may have to worry about selling his clothes to pay alimony!



Peter

5 comments:

Justin Buist said...

I'm not sure why you'd hire a nude maid and then not watch her.

Seriously... WTF?

Murphy said...

What he said.

Also, did anybody else chuckle after reading, 'police are investigating'?

I mean, who isn't looking for a good stripper-maid? Ok, mebbe it's just me...

Evil Lunch Lady said...

Hahahahahaha, she sure "cleaned up" !

Peter (not our Gracious Host) said...

He probably was watching for awhile, but then undoubtably had to go and strangle some poultry. :)

The first mention of this incident left out that it was his wife's jewelry. How often is it that the follow-up on a story makes it even better? :)

Christina LMT said...

Well, I have a friend here in Vegas who gets her house cleaned for free by a man who does all the work naked. He LIKES being humiliated, so she just has to be there to treat him like dirt. Sometimes she even gets a foot massage thrown in. He's a married accountant...