Our double centenary Doofus is from Italy.
A furious fiancee dumped her boyfriend after catching him fondling another girl's boobs on Facebook just days before their wedding.
The angry fiancee, named only as Valeria A. by Italian media, plastered posters all over the Italian capital Rome when she saw snaps of her husband-to-be, identified only as Antonio M. by Italian media, embracing another woman on the social networking website.
She and a pal printed and stuck up hundreds of posters at train stations and office blocks around the city where her fiance and their friends work.
A picture - taken from Antonio's Facebook profile - shows him nestling his head between a girl's naked boobs.
"Thank goodness there's Facebook! At least I've disovered you're a traitor pig before the wedding! Signed, your former betrothed bride and the 548 guests of our wedding," wrote Valeria, 28.
Yep - if you're idiot enough to want to cheat, keep it private!