Today's doofus is an anonymous lecher from Australia.
Remember Natalie Dylan? She's the woman who auctioned her virginity online to the highest bidder. Whatever one may think of her morals (or lack thereof) and good taste (ditto), there's at least a screwy ending to the story - so far, at any rate.
The 22-year-old California virgin who auctioned off her virtue online for $3.8 million has yet to meet her winning bidder in the flesh - because his wife won't let him.
Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through.
Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out.
"I told him to go back into marriage therapy," sniped Dylan.
The Aussie cad then sheepishly asked for his $250,000 deposit back. Dylan said no hard feelings; it would be returned.
There's more at the link. Bold print is my emphasis.
One hopes Ms. Dylan - or whatever her real name is - won't try again. I can think of few things more demeaning to womanhood than putting one's virginity under the hammer (you should pardon the expression).