I've posted several articles about bacon and its delights; but the latest bacon development surprised me. (A tip o' the hat to FarmDad for mentioning the link on IRC.)
MMMMvelopes are bacon envelopes. No, they're not made of bacon, but they look like a perfectly marbled piece of pork flesh. But that's not the best part! The best part is that when you lick these envelopes to seal your writings inside, the adhesive TASTES LIKE SCRUMTRULESCENT BACON.
Seriously. No more envelopes that taste like finely aged butt cheese. No more tiny sponges dipped in water to avoid the taste of finely aged butt cheese. Lick your envelopes and lick them well, geek friends. Finally, a reason to send snail mail again!
There's more at the link. They're $8.99 for 25 envelopes, if you're interested. Personally, I have no hankering to actually taste envelopes while licking them, but if that floats your boat . . .