Today's award goes to a young lady (?) in Berlin, Germany.
Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.
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"You could hear the noise out on the street," one neighbour was quoted as saying.
When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor.
Now the young woman is not only going to have to face her neighbours when she returns home - she will also have to pay for the smashed door, the paper said.
There's more at the link, including a photograph of what appears to be the offending . . . er . . . article.
I imagine it'll take her quite a while to live that one down!