At least half a dozen people sent me a version of this today, for which my thanks. I've no idea where it originated, but it appeals to me, so I'll keep it in circulation!
The US Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program is distributing more food stamps than ever before.
Meanwhile, the US National Park Service asks us not to feed the animals, because they may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
What did I miss here?
I'd call that a facepalm sort of question, all right . . . for all except government bureaucrats!