Friday, March 30, 2012

Doofus Of The Day #583


Today's winner is from Austria.

Long term unemployed Hans Url, 56, had just been told his hand-outs would stop if he did not accept work found for him by job centre staff.

And when his claims that he was too sick and did not like the work were challenged with the offer of a medical, he took drastic measures.

Url, of Mitterlabill, southern Austria, rigged up a mitre saw and sliced off his foot – then put it in the oven for good measure to ensure no surgeon could reattach it.

. . .

He was airlifted to hospital in Graz where his condition was said to be stable after emergency surgery to seal the wound.

A hospital spokesman said: ‘The foot was too badly burned to reattach. All we could do was seal the wound. He had lost a lot of blood - he almost died on the way to hospital. He was put in an artificial coma.’

. . .

But Feldbach AMS job centre spokesman Hermann Gössinger said: ‘This is a tragic case but it will not help the man.

‘His latest excuse had been a bad back which is why he had been sent for a medical.

'But even now losing a foot does not automatically mean he will not be able to work. He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him.’


There's more at the link.

All that trouble, self-mutilation and pain . . . and he'll likely still have to go back to work! Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy!





Peter

6 comments:

Toejam said...

I've heard lots of stories about military personel shooting themselves in the foot to avoid combat but to hack off an entire foot to avoid WORK?

What a moron.


Toejam

Wilson said...

WOW! That’s someone that really doesn’t want to find a job!

Graybeard said...

I'm trying to collect job suggestions for him over at my place.

Not many yet.

On a Wing and a Whim said...

Guess he wanted to make sure he couldn't get back on his own two feet and pull himself up by the bootstraps, eh?

Christopher said...

The best comment I read on some of the articles about this story was this: "Well, now he can get a job at iHop."

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Austria: was beer involved?

Leatherneck