Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Quote of the day


From The Gunslinger:

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

I imagine untold numbers of fundamentalist preachers across the Bible Belt just had simultaneous, massive heart attacks over that interpretation of Scripture . . .



Peter

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good one, and probably true...

The Great and Powerful Oz said...

I really don't care about gay marriage. On the other issue, the American public is sick and tired of the War On Drugs. As much damage as drugs do to society, the prohibition is doing far more damage.

I don't know if it came up in your studies, but it did in mine - it was liberals who were responsible for Prohibition and all the damage it did to America.

JaneofVirginia said...

If you live long enough, all sorts of things in scripture become so much more clear ! And I just thought the Washington State legislature were heathens !