Today's winner comes from Australia.
A French backpacker has been arrested in Western Australia after her boyfriend was spotted riding on the bonnet [hood] of their car dressed in a dinosaur 'onesie', wearing a snorkel and smoking a cigarette.
The bizarre sight confronted police in the northern coastal town of Broome at around 7.20am (WST) on Sunday, as they drove towards the iconic Cable Beach.
. . .
The 23-year-old female driver was later charged with reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level in excess 0.05 per cent.
The vehicle, which the couple were believed to be living in, was also seized under hoon legislation. The woman will appear in court at a later date.
A WA police spokeswoman said there seemed to be no reason for the man to be on the bonnet, "other than stupidity".
Tragically, it also appears there is no available [video] of the incident.
There's more at the link.
Y'know, I've lived in parts of this country where a dinosaur on the hood of a car would automatically be assumed to be a hunting trophy . . .