Today's award goes to a passel of thieves in Denver.
Denver police have arrested four suspects accused of unwittingly trying to sell items they stole back to the burglary victim.
[The victim] discovered the items missing at her home on Friday and drove to the parking lot of a nearby fast-food restaurant to report the theft. That's where she says she was approached by two people asking if she wanted to buy a video game set. [She] says she was startled when another person walked up wearing her jacket.
There's more at the link.
Nice of them to make it so easy for the cops, wasn't it?