Saturday, July 5, 2014
I have an evil plan
I couldn't help but chuckle at a Business Insider headline: "Conservatives Are Purposely Making Their Cars Spew Black Smoke To Protest Obama And Environmentalists". Apparently there's an entire sub-culture built up around installing chromed pipes on big pickup trucks (the bigger, the better) and making them blow black smoke in large quantities. They're known as 'coal rollers'. There are plenty of video clips on YouTube illustrating their noxiousness.
I have a better idea. I want to install a pair of those pipes on a Toyota Prius, complete with a smoke generator. Can't you just hear 'green' heads exploding all across the nation?