Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Jokes of the day

From the Telegraph's list of 'The best Edinburgh Festival jokes' (which will be updated each day for the duration of the Edinburgh Festival, so you might want to bookmark it):

“The other day, I went to KFC. I didn’t know Kentucky had a football club.”

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

“Like most liberals, I will do anything for the working classes, anything - apart from mix with them.”

“I’ve got type 1 diabetes. Diabetes is the only disease where I’ve had to stop half way through having sex to have a Kit Kat.”

There are more at the link.  Fun!


1 comment:

Old NFO said...

That is a good one... :-)