Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Doofus Of The Day #795

There must be something in the water in Fresno, CA.  Today's award is shared by two alleged gang-bangers there.

The first winner is Edgar Navarro-Chavoya.

Navarro-Chavoya started drinking beer while sitting in front of his apartment complex, still holding the revolver. He accidentally shot himself in the leg, causing non-life threatening injuries. The victim later identified him as being the person who pointed a gun at him.

There's more at the link.

The second winner is Randy McBride.
Fresno police say a reputed gang member shot himself with his own gun — the second such shooting in as many days ... Sgt. Tony Bustos says it appears that Mcbride was in a home when he heard gunshots, put a sawed-off shotgun in his pants and went outside to investigate. Bustos says when Mcbride tried to draw the gun, he pulled the trigger and shot himself.

Again, more at the link.

Y'know, I can think of many things I've put in my trousers over the years . . . but I've never once had the ambition to stick a sawed-off shotgun down there!  What's next - a bazooka?

(On the other hand, I'm sure the local cops are happy to find their regular clients and repeat customers are now shooting themselves, then waiting for pickup.  Saves them a lot of hard work . . . )



Anonymous said...

I suspect Mr. McBride may never need buckshot again...


Anonymous said...

Heck - hand them hand grenades. Then give dustbusters and brooms to the unemployed to clean up the pieces.

Kills two birds with one stone, and gets America back on its feet . . . :^)

JohninMd.(HELP?!??) said...

"Is that an RPG in your jeans, or you just happy to see us?"

Charlie said...

I mean, the dude couldn't just keep the shotgun behind his back ?
Or was that not "gangster" enough.