That's the title of a photo essay in the Telegraph. Some of the quotes are dark and gloomy, but others are amusing - my preference, of course. They include:
- "Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back" - Oscar Wilde
- "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to" - Dorothy Parker
- "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" - George Carlin
- "Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name" - Joan Rivers
There are many more at the link. Entertaining and frequently funny.