Courtesy of a link at Maddened Fowl, today's award goes to a man in Dayton, Ohio.
A man said he accidentally shot himself when a gun he bought on the street jammed.
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He told police it happened in a creek area off Norris Drive, according to the report.
The man reported he went there to test fire a gun he had bought from a man named “Crack Head Dave,” according to the report.
There's more at the link.
Y'know, when your friendly neighborhood firearms supplier is named 'Crack Head Dave', I think we've identified the real problem right there . . .