Thursday, July 21, 2016

More jokes that write themselves

Real life continues to be stranger than fiction.  From Minneapolis it's reported:

A western Wisconsin woman faces prostitution charges after she allegedly performed sexual services from inside a chicken coop.

There's more at the link.

What can one say?
  • Did she tell the investigators to cluck off when they came to a-roost her?
  • She must have had problems persuading her clients to 'perform' in such a location.  She probably had to egg them on.
  • Well, chicken coops are intended for layers, aren't they?
  • I'm sure they only charged her with a misdemeanor.  After all, it was a poultry offense.

Try the veal.  I'll be here all week!



Saints WillWin said...

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Anonymous said...

The sign on the coop gave her away.
It read Cock I do I do!


Anonymous said...

Did she egg them on?

AuricTech said...

That sounds pretty fowl....