Monday, January 13, 2020

Heh


Found at Wirecutter's place:




I'd say many of the former military servicemen I've met - particularly former Navy personnel - are poster children for the first group.  I can still remember the retired Chief Petty Officer who informed me (very loudly) that coffee wasn't coffee unless you could stand your teaspoon upright in it, without support.  Also, it had to be as strong and as bitter as possible, "like me!"  As for milk, sugar and that other stuff . . . the less said, the better!

It does help one understand why so few millennials, comparatively speaking, will consider military service.  If they tried to order, in the chow line, the alleged "coffee" described in the second half of the above image, I think Armageddon would break loose!




Peter

15 comments:

JWM said...

I seldom go into Starbucks. This is exactly why. All I want is sixteen ounces of bitter caffeine. But I'm always behind someone with a candy store order like this.

Every single time.

JWM

Silent Draco said...

I was the one to clean the pot periodically, just so boiler scale didn't accumulate. Otherwise, the Chief is right (as always).

Orvan Taurus said...

Ma takes her coffee black. She learned to when working nights at a hospital. There just wasn't time for anything else.

Me? I'll take it black, if it's good enough. Cream or such if not. If it needs sugar, it's not worth the attempt to drink it, IMO.

PapaMAS said...

Never did understand the first group. I once had a crusty, old aircraft maintenance type explain to me I was, "washing out all da flavah" when he saw me rinsing out my coffee cup. Some people like to make a competition out of anything. For that group, the more bitter and knife-in-the-gut painful to drink, the better. They think it shows the are he-men or something. Weird.

The second group likes to snobbishly order the weirdest thing they can. They think it shows they are demanding customers with rather discriminating tastes. Weird.

A pox on both their houses!

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Judy said...

Dad was a WWII Navy Vet, Boiler Fireman to be exact, The Truce between him and Mother was who ever made the coffee was how that pot tasted. Sometimes Mom's cup was half milk to thin it enough to drink it. Personally I like my hot chocolate with coffee overtones.

Sam L. said...

I had 20 years in the AF. Never drank coffee. Not before, not during, not after.

Witold Pilecki said...

I normally take mine black with just a little sugar, but if someone is bringing me coffee, then it is straight black. When I was in the Army, the C-Rats came with sugar and powdered creamer, but having coffee in the field was a privilege, so I wanted to drink it not play with it.

McChuck said...

The second best coffee is from the MRE instant packet, mixed with the packets of sugar, creamer, and hot chocolate, with just enough water to turn it all into a paste.

The best coffee is three days old, from the mermite can on the first supply truck to make it to your position in two months.

Pete said...

I started working on my uncles crab boat when I was ten. He made coffee with a pinch of salt in it nothing else. Still do today.

Jim said...

I've had my share of mess hall and c-ration coffee back in the day. Still go with black. I don't mind a bit of Bushmill's in it now and then however.

Seasoned SCPO (Ret.) said...

Like Jim, I served on active duty for over 20 years and to this day, still go with black, and that shot of Bushmill's from the bottle you you managed to bring onboard ship was doubly delicious. And I heard a sea story once that the Navy Recruiters sent the tea drinkers to the Air Force.

SCPO USN Ret.

Roy said...


NAVY COFFEE
by Cdr. Rod Mooney, USN (ret)

For Greeks, ambrosia was OK,
But used up all a sailor's pay.
Tars worked for grog instead of wage
But as for me I love to hug
A good old Navy coffee mug.
Its fragrance cuts the salty air
and Wafts me far away from there
It's best when made so it can stand
Without the mug, just in your hand,
And crusted mugs from watches back
Are germ free if your coffee's black.
Beware the canned milk on the bridge,
It's likely never seen a fridge,
And if it fails to pour or run,
It's left from World War Two (OR ONE).
But don't spill coffee on your boots
Your socks will soon start growing roots,
And if it penetrates the deck,
The panicked crew could cause a wreck.
Way down below, the engine crew
Prefers an even stronger brew,
And sometimes as they ply their craft,
They use the stuff to grease the shaft.
When Navy coffee's thick and black,
It guards against a heart attack,
And if it's strong enough, I'm sure
It functions as a cancer cure.
But best of all, it makes the days
Pass quickly in a caffeine haze.

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Peter;

I just take my coffee black, nothing fancy. I have occasionally put a bit of cream and sugar in the cup. I have had to slow down my intake, when I was in the service, I would drink pots at a time, my coffee mug was a beer stein.

Flugelman said...

If it won't float a nickel it ain't worth the trouble.

(Another retired SCPO here.)