The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, October 6, 2025
Memes that made me laugh 280
Gathered from around the Internet over the past two weeks. Click any image for a larger view.
I can understand why you might not want to post this one, but here goes: the fellow who wrote "a summer's day" was commemorating a lass named Summer with whom he'd coupled only to find she still (to this day) has not yet achieved her first climax
The first one: Socialists will say that to you every time! My mom calls herself a "quasi-Socialist." I was telling her that illegal aliens were stealing BILLIONS of taxpayer dollars. Sher said "And are you hurting?" I said "Not at this minute, but the illegals have stolen MY RETIREMENT. Crickets... Crickets... She had not one good answer to that.
"Quasi-Socialists" all have the following in common. They've lived very well, have had very good lives, are sitting on good chunks of change, and now think WE owe everyone else out there a living...
Great memes, good to have you back.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the govt shut down, there have been a lot less comments on a lot of sites...
ReplyDeleteI thought that the kitten and rice was a Chinese appetizer......
ReplyDeleteYou saved the best for last.
ReplyDeleteThe colon meme brought tears to my eyes.
ReplyDeleteI can understand why you might not want to post this one, but here goes:
ReplyDeletethe fellow who wrote "a summer's day" was commemorating a lass named Summer with whom he'd coupled only to find she still (to this day) has not yet achieved her first climax
The first one: Socialists will say that to you every time! My mom calls herself a "quasi-Socialist." I was telling her that illegal aliens were stealing BILLIONS of taxpayer dollars. Sher said "And are you hurting?" I said "Not at this minute, but the illegals have stolen MY RETIREMENT. Crickets... Crickets... She had not one good answer to that.
ReplyDelete"Quasi-Socialists" all have the following in common. They've lived very well, have had very good lives, are sitting on good chunks of change, and now think WE owe everyone else out there a living...
Tut tut! You shouldn't be risking belly laughs so soon after your surgery! >};o)
ReplyDeletePhil B
Good to read you are feeling better!
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