The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, December 1, 2025
Memes that made me laugh 288
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
Yeah. Apple a day might mean you leave a good corpse. Nothing will keep you from appointed date to meet your maker. And no, not your mom and dad. Although I hope to see mine in the after.
On that last one, you can take out "with 9 year olds" and it's still true.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if that first one wasn't written by a teacher. Having worked in public schools, it looks, and sounds, like something written by my peers.
ReplyDeleteAn apple a day keeps the doctor away.
ReplyDeleteThis statement has not been validated by the FDA. This product is not intended for the diagnosis, treatment, cure, or prevention of any disease.
Yeah. Apple a day might mean you leave a good corpse. Nothing will keep you from appointed date to meet your maker. And no, not your mom and dad. Although I hope to see mine in the after.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with the first one is that the kid was 11 years old when he wrote it.
ReplyDeleteDND? I assume they mean D&D, but I hate illiterate memes. I always want to redo them properly, but I don't have the time for that nonsense!
ReplyDeleteThey are not American units. They are Imperial units.
ReplyDeleteHow to wind up an American. By the way, I am Scottish, therefore neutral.