The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, March 23, 2026
Memes that made me laugh 304
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
I always liked the observation by the late Richard Marcinko that some cultures required two sticks to pick up a grain of rice but only one stick to pick up two buckets of nightsoil.
The only one I disagree with is the Chuck Norris meme.
ReplyDeleteThe maidens have not been deflowered; they have been taught to defend themselves.
Laughter, sone rueful laughter as too many generations grew up WITHOUT Momma's switch and here we are.
ReplyDeleteA bit of food history one of the reasons Chinese food is served in bite sized pieces and chopsticks were invented.
Emperors and Warlords didn't want knives and sharp objects at the table when he was feeding his people.
Pretty hard to kill a Warlord with a chopstick. Knives..well..
I always liked the observation by the late Richard Marcinko that some cultures required two sticks to pick up a grain of rice but only one stick to pick up two buckets of nightsoil.
ReplyDeleteMy dad taught me the electrical cord trick. Also use different colors of electrical tape.
ReplyDeleteFEAR THE CHANKLA!
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