The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, May 18, 2026
Memes that made me laugh 312
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
You didn’t “ruin my ruination” of the meme. Hair for wigs is obtained by cutting the hair. Follicles not included. See O. Henry’s “The Gift of the Magi”.
Poor Angus
ReplyDeleteand he became a proctologist
ReplyDeleteLittle Johnny on the island question was a true forward thinker . . .
ReplyDeleteSince 98.7°C = 209.66°F, I totally agree that 0 bpm is the correct answer
ReplyDeleteYou know I never thought of the dna one before
ReplyDeleteThere was an alternative version
ReplyDelete"Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Violet's got a problem"
The DNA question is a good one too!
ReplyDeleteHair follicles contain DNA. The hair strands do not. Sorry if I ruined the meme.
ReplyDeleteYes, but forensic DNA testing of human hair is actually done on the attached follicle which pulls out with the hair.
ReplyDeleteSorry to ruin your ruination of the meme.
You didn’t “ruin my ruination” of the meme. Hair for wigs is obtained by cutting the hair. Follicles not included. See O. Henry’s “The Gift of the Magi”.
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