The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, June 1, 2026
Memes that made me laugh 314
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
Anon@958 beat me to it. And, it's lexdysics, admtim! Told this joke to our University-student/waitress: Me: What's DNA stand for? Her: (answers correctly) Me: No, it's National Dyslexics Association. She kinda yelped and hurried away. She never came back. Pro tip: order food first, then tell joke. Even better: receive unadulterated food first, then tell joke.
Wrist strap - exactly!
ReplyDeleteNot just any memes today. These are PI MEMES!
ReplyDeleteThe last one - Even my Father-in-law would have groaned over the last one...and told it at every new occasion he got the chance.
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly certain that sending Yoko Ono to sing to enemy forces or populations is a war crime.
ReplyDeleteYep, along with sending in accordion or bagpipe players.
DeleteLOL, good ones!
ReplyDelete#5 - I "helped" my dad by wiping all the dirt off of his car with one of mom's good towels.
ReplyDeleteDylsexics Untie!
ReplyDeleteAnon@958 beat me to it. And, it's lexdysics, admtim!
ReplyDeleteTold this joke to our University-student/waitress:
Me: What's DNA stand for?
Her: (answers correctly)
Me: No, it's National Dyslexics Association.
She kinda yelped and hurried away. She never came back.
Pro tip: order food first, then tell joke.
Even better: receive unadulterated food first, then tell joke.
maybe for next week: https://x.com/PascalFervor/status/2063295369274909077?s=20
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