tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post3787832668905626224..comments2024-03-28T19:58:31.110-05:00Comments on Bayou Renaissance Man: Doofus Of The Day #120Peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10595089829300831372noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-7602758513829802152008-12-19T03:51:00.000-06:002008-12-19T03:51:00.000-06:00Gah. That she's got so many incredibly trivial dea...Gah. That she's got so many incredibly trivial deal-breakers is, indeed, a good sign that she'll be the cat-lady of her neighbourhood.<BR/><BR/>I mean...'no felons' is understandable. 'Must like cats' is acceptable. Being with in a certain distance of her place, semi-understandable (assuming she doesn't want to spend all night/day in transit back to her place or over to his place, I guess).<BR/>But...requiring him to own a minimum of four jackets from North Face and like scented candles but not incense? <I>Toilet paper requirements</I>? Honey, I'm pleasantly surprised when my s.o. even <I>wears</I> a jacket - never mind what kind of jacket he has on.<BR/><BR/>And the rest of the list -- eesh, she doesn't want a boyfriend <I>or</I> a butler. She wants an opposite-sex clone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-63888337105997750912008-12-15T15:15:00.000-06:002008-12-15T15:15:00.000-06:00My my...so many so critical of her just posting wh...My my...so many so critical of her just posting what she wants!<BR/><BR/>I mean...at least she doesn't want to have to WORK AT CHANGING HIM after the fact....*8p<BR/><BR/>She's just lazy is all...lolSimeron Steelhammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10947368651002261601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-15150565174650290172008-12-14T16:55:00.000-06:002008-12-14T16:55:00.000-06:00We can rest assured she will be the last of her li...We can rest assured she will be the last of her line and good-riddance it will be. She looking for a Darwin Award by other means.Crucishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441911110953212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-83606157834182384192008-12-14T15:18:00.000-06:002008-12-14T15:18:00.000-06:00Good grief, I hope she's being sarcastic. My husba...Good grief, I hope she's being sarcastic. My husband will sometimes leave bits of red stubble around the sink after he's done trimming, but that certainly wasn't a deal-breaker. He's a man, for cryin' out loud, and will do strange things, just like I have strange woman-quirks. <BR/><BR/>Whatever happened to wanting a good, honest, hard-working man who's emotionally and financially stable, who opens the door for you, loves kids, knows how to change a flat tire, and doesn't run home to mommy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-15375867218621965602008-12-14T11:34:00.000-06:002008-12-14T11:34:00.000-06:00She doesn't want a boyfriend. She wants a butler.O...She doesn't want a boyfriend. She wants a butler.<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait. I know this guy! Too bad he's gay......<BR/><BR/>He wasn't before reading that list....but now.....Cargosquidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109858929179841075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-25946266150400475762008-12-14T07:07:00.000-06:002008-12-14T07:07:00.000-06:00what gets me is the ommission of any sexual criter...what gets me is the ommission of any sexual criteria at all ... i mean it's an extremely detailed list on all areas of life EXCEPT sexual .. odd ... and yes, the most appropriate award is "Spinster for Life".Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-20945737082141340192008-12-13T21:34:00.000-06:002008-12-13T21:34:00.000-06:00Peter,I'm with chicopanther. She's a doofus cause...Peter,<BR/><BR/>I'm with chicopanther. She's a doofus cause the guy she's looking for bats for the other team.<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas!<BR/>SteveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-55957481614743208582008-12-13T20:30:00.000-06:002008-12-13T20:30:00.000-06:00must be 420 friendlyMethinks the lady has been imb...<I>must be 420 friendly</I><BR/><BR/>Methinks the lady has been imbibing a bit too much.<BR/><BR/>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420%20friendlyLawDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-50607497721170247102008-12-13T20:12:00.000-06:002008-12-13T20:12:00.000-06:00Yikes!I agree, Doofus doesn't come close to descri...Yikes!<BR/><BR/>I agree, Doofus doesn't come close to describing this woman, but I foresee I time when she'll be called "That crazy cat lady on the fourth floor!"Christina RN LMThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260505524676910667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-57097174930561224332008-12-13T18:12:00.000-06:002008-12-13T18:12:00.000-06:00Her musical tastes, cats and the Jane Austen requi...Her musical tastes, cats and the Jane Austen requirement...<BR/>Mr. Right isn't comin' Sweetie. He's already hooked up with Prince Charming.HollyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644166795449256850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-86108119038617586182008-12-13T16:54:00.000-06:002008-12-13T16:54:00.000-06:00No, the correct award wouldn't be "Doofus Extraord...No, the correct award wouldn't be "Doofus Extraordinaire". I think "Spinster for Life" is more apt.<BR/><BR/>Her list is just a little too detailed. If the list of what you're looking for in a partner doesn't fit on the back of a business card, forget it!<BR/><BR/>Karen in AustraliaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-46316240978317159412008-12-13T16:31:00.000-06:002008-12-13T16:31:00.000-06:00As the Knights of Nee would say.RUN AWAY!!!! RUN...As the Knights of Nee would say.<BR/><BR/>RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!Home on the Rangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836315423040719919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-31526281684375104572008-12-13T14:12:00.000-06:002008-12-13T14:12:00.000-06:00I won't leave the seat up if she won't leave it do...I won't leave the seat up if she won't leave it down.deadstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507470381678244421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-20372638397936693852008-12-13T12:54:00.000-06:002008-12-13T12:54:00.000-06:00Sounds to me like she is nuttier than squirrel poo...Sounds to me like she is nuttier than squirrel poop.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-81017311665428531572008-12-13T11:51:00.000-06:002008-12-13T11:51:00.000-06:00With many of her requirements, particularly "music...With many of her requirements, particularly "musical taste must include, but not be limited to, Kingston Trip, Buffy Sainte-Marie, and Judy Collins" I'm afraid she's out of luck. A guy who fits that description has already got a boyfriend!<BR/><BR/>--chicopantherAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-15438210215204070632008-12-13T11:05:00.000-06:002008-12-13T11:05:00.000-06:00RUn like hell would be an understatement!RUn like hell would be an understatement!Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-46447735544578451592008-12-13T06:13:00.000-06:002008-12-13T06:13:00.000-06:00I see someone who is listing all the dealbreakers ...I see someone who is listing all the dealbreakers of previous relationships, or negative trends (initials??). At least she knows what she wants.<BR/><BR/>That said, I agree she's going to stay alone, but I think she knows this already.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13129097564605705248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-83877366028175401382008-12-13T05:36:00.000-06:002008-12-13T05:36:00.000-06:00Hey, I'm all for her "NO FELONS!!!" criterion. As ...Hey, I'm all for her "NO FELONS!!!" criterion. As for the rest, well, I suppose that the world needs single people, somehow.<BR/><BR/>On second thought, maybe it's just her way of asking for a <B><I>Spanking.</I></B> {where's that "evil" smiley?}Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-79014662409644802232008-12-13T03:22:00.000-06:002008-12-13T03:22:00.000-06:00Gosh! And she has no clue as to why she is lonely....Gosh! And she has no clue as to why she is lonely. On the plus side it is highly unlikely that she will ever be able to reproduce!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-32891894709951421572008-12-12T23:42:00.000-06:002008-12-12T23:42:00.000-06:00Amen Pappy.She is going to be alone for ever.Amen Pappy.<BR/>She is going to be alone for ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-13697287651643615792008-12-12T23:07:00.000-06:002008-12-12T23:07:00.000-06:00Peter, I don't think even Doofus Extrordinaire eve...Peter, I don't think even Doofus Extrordinaire even covers her. How about dumber than a box of rocks?Pappyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03404279244862085214noreply@blogger.com