tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post4927533229686897275..comments2024-03-28T16:03:02.583-05:00Comments on Bayou Renaissance Man: Doofus Of The Day #344Peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10595089829300831372noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-85439966629654756312010-04-29T12:41:47.383-05:002010-04-29T12:41:47.383-05:00Instead of a gay dog, how about a transsexual cat?...Instead of a gay dog, how about a transsexual cat? One of my oldest and dearest friends and his "significant other" - known to my children as Uncle Mark and Aunt Bob, respectively - had a male cat that developed a severe urinary tract infection. After several months and types of treatments the vet finally decided that the solution was to remove the kitty's "equipment". VOILA! A homosexual couple with a transsexual cat. I've got the punch line, I just have to come up with the lead-in joke, right?<br /><br />Take care, Peter. Glad you're doing better.Shellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673609316649175930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-47386308800873162722010-04-28T16:37:41.315-05:002010-04-28T16:37:41.315-05:00I think we should nominate Barney Frank for the fi...I think we should nominate Barney Frank for the first operation, Peter, just to see what happens.<br /><br /><br />WV: arregov-- a cockney pronunciation of "Harry, Guv." That's the dog's name, of course. Harry, the gay dog.Shrimpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-57822987613260332812010-04-28T12:50:05.164-05:002010-04-28T12:50:05.164-05:00I think I understand what happened. Given the Aus...I think I understand what happened. Given the Australian accent, I'll bet "Guide dog" and "Gay dog" sound very similar. And since Le and Hong are unlikely to have Australian English as their first language, I'm sure they misheard. Not that a canine with an alternate lifestyle should be barred in the first place; I'm just saying.<br /><br />AntibubbaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-37198983720779447672010-04-28T09:18:48.850-05:002010-04-28T09:18:48.850-05:00An operation to make your dog gay? How ridiculous....An operation to make your dog gay? How ridiculous. Everyone knows it's the dog's choice to be gay...<br /><br />Actually, someone should develop such an operation. Just think, the resulting protests would keep both Fred Phelps and PETA out of our hair indefinitely!Joe Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610203017162443764noreply@blogger.com