tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post493783408314395056..comments2024-03-29T10:30:32.188-05:00Comments on Bayou Renaissance Man: Doofus Of The Day #695Peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10595089829300831372noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-71949568094411462602013-04-22T23:52:03.179-05:002013-04-22T23:52:03.179-05:00I bet that he was feeling quite eel.
Man, that me...I bet that he was feeling quite eel.<br /><br />Man, that mention of sharp teeth made everything just....pucker up. Hoooboy!Cargosquidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109858929179841075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-29029384768867001382013-04-19T20:34:41.471-05:002013-04-19T20:34:41.471-05:00To be fair, it seems like "NYPD" should ...To be fair, it seems like "NYPD" should be considered a plausible excuse.davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13579043129470256468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-52915452311405127052013-04-19T13:51:28.077-05:002013-04-19T13:51:28.077-05:00This is not the first time this has happened:
Lo ...This is not the first time this has happened:<br /><br />Lo SF, Wong SH, Leung LS, Law IC, Chun Yip AW. Traumatic rectal perforation by<br />an eel. Surgery. 2004 Jan;135(1):110-1. PubMed PMID: 14694309.<br /><br />A 50-year-old Hong Kong man in this earlier case. Generalizing from these two cases about Cantonese-speakers would be wrong. (Internecine Chinese dialect joke from a Mandarin speaker.)<br /><br />> Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal."<br />The stuff I've heard from colleagues in the ER .... You usually get some unbelievable story along the lines of "I was just getting out of the shower and slipped." Few years ago a young man came in belly-down on a stretcher, with a long curtain rod sticking out of the, um, vent. His first words were, "I have no excuse, please just fix it." That actually won him some respect in the ER. One gets so tired of the bullshit.Mike_Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-70459467157300731432013-04-19T11:01:05.521-05:002013-04-19T11:01:05.521-05:00I feel terribly sorry. For the eel. What did it ...I feel terribly sorry. For the eel. What did it ever do to deserve that? <br />SiGraybeardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00280583031339062059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-44486391947324130282013-04-19T08:51:33.333-05:002013-04-19T08:51:33.333-05:00"...They said I'd blown a seal.
I said, ..."...They said I'd blown a seal.<br /><br />I said, 'Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal.' "<br /><br />Thank you, Kip Adotta<br /><br /><br /><br />Shrimpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-71174798944897378252013-04-19T08:36:44.749-05:002013-04-19T08:36:44.749-05:00Did that put a wiggle in his walk and a giggle in ...Did that put a wiggle in his walk and a giggle in his talk?<br />Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08015544320906146949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-41233787663895342972013-04-19T08:05:48.548-05:002013-04-19T08:05:48.548-05:00"Never mind the Cods Gill. He's gonna nee..."Never mind the Cods Gill. He's gonna need a Sturgeon" The Wet Dream Song.Rey Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10012367889283331447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-56369913890194704222013-04-19T05:38:31.431-05:002013-04-19T05:38:31.431-05:00I think you got the italics in the wrong place-to ...I think you got the italics in the wrong place-to me this makes more sense...No, that's not right either....this puts the emphasis where it belongs: <br />In fact, he had more than <i>his</i> head up his ass!Sevesteenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10167315201563562644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-11233511229551574542013-04-18T22:40:33.330-05:002013-04-18T22:40:33.330-05:00I'm sure he's eel-ated they fixed the prob...I'm sure he's eel-ated they fixed the problemTheAxehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04328271483659507053noreply@blogger.com