tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post5927349334008985349..comments2024-03-28T23:57:50.103-05:00Comments on Bayou Renaissance Man: Doofus Of The Day #251Peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10595089829300831372noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-64405186723827168592009-08-06T05:16:10.150-05:002009-08-06T05:16:10.150-05:00Hehe, he's from here in Wi, dumbshit is known ...Hehe, he's from here in Wi, dumbshit is known in his hometown, trust me.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09509795251884111404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-46090106678479694842009-08-04T11:21:02.819-05:002009-08-04T11:21:02.819-05:00He's lucky they glued his weenie to his stomac...He's lucky they glued his weenie to his stomach. They could have glued it to something much more sturdy and you can think of some other follow-up activities from there.<br /><br />My grandmother told a story supposedly from the late 19th century about someone much like your doofus. In those times, men liked to advertise their virility via the size of their mustache. <br /><br />In this particular case, the ladies tied the ends of the mustache to the bed post while the character was sleeping. Then they threw ice-cold water on him (must've been in the winter). You can imagine the results!Crucishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441911110953212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6244999628674918029.post-47806376987106304242009-08-04T02:05:01.603-05:002009-08-04T02:05:01.603-05:00My sweet departed wife would have cut everything o...My sweet departed wife would have cut everything off. She would not tolerate that bull for 10 seconds! I cant even think that I would have lived after that ordeal!!!Mango's Madnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13763556523583766980noreply@blogger.com