A warning sign that speaks volumes!

Hat-tip to the Atomic Nerds for bringing to my attention the existence of United Nuclear.

This Web site offers all sorts of geeky interesting things for sale, from ultra-high-radiation uranium ore (sold out at the moment) to warning signs, including this one:




I think I'm going to have to get one of those for my front door. It conjures up all sorts of horrible images, from the transformation of The Joker in the Batman comics and movies:





all the way to The Island Of Doctor Moreau.





I could offer a menu list of preferred experimental transfigurations, from which trespassers could choose their fate . . .

(Insert spine-chilling demoniacal laugh track here.)



Peter