Sniggers of the day

Two posts on other blogs made me giggle helplessly today.

The first, from Baboon Pirates, speaking of Britney Spears' latest music video:

I suspect if you peeled back the digital effects, overdubbing and careful editing, Britney's singing voice closely resembles the sound gophers make while being stomped by a careless buffalo.

The second, from West, By G*d, describing an online conversation with a friend who's building a 'better mousetrap':

Me: So what kind of mouse trap are you building?

Friend: Um . . . its a pyrex cake pan that is propped up bugs bunny style but then i hot glue a skewer to the prop and put a grape on the end of it and a carrot to hold the grape on. maybe some peanut butter. Then when the mouse goes to get it i blast the f****r with my shotgun.

As Lawdog would say - Gigglesnort!

Peter