A wannabe cross-species rapist in Russia got his come-uppance (or should that be put-downance?) in no uncertain terms recently. According to The Sun:
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
Hmm . . . what part of GRRROOOWWWRRRR! didn't he understand?
Peter
........you might be a redneck.
ReplyDeleteThe Thais have become expert in the penile reattachment procedure, providing that the local critters have not chewed the removed member too badly. This may not do Mr. Kirilov much good with the raccoon masticating his manhood.
ReplyDeleteGives a whole new meaning to "Take a bite outta crime" don't it?
ReplyDeleteDo we need to call this being Bobbitized or Raccoonized?
And finally, you could say the doctors in this case are....stumped.
*8P
Seems like I read recently that Lorena Bobbits sister was arrested for trimming her husbands wick.
ReplyDeleteCrazy world.
Simeron beat me to it...LOL
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