Today's Doofus is from Falmouth, Massachusetts.
A Falmouth man was treated at Falmouth Hospital Wednesday after trying to catch a BB gun pellet with his bare hand, police said.
The 22-year-old man, who police did not identify, was treated for minor injuries after telling his friend to pump a BB gun one time and fire at him from across the room while the man attempted to catch the pellet.
The BB became lodged in his hand and had to be removed, police said.
He tried to catch a BB?
What the . . . ?????
Sheesh!
Next time, I suppose he'll try to catch a real bullet with his teeth!
Peter
Sounds like the gene pool needs some chlorine.
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way, Peter: where's the drawback, if he DOES try to catch a bullet with his teeth?!? In fact, it might just be a pretty good idea....
ReplyDeleteHopefully :-) Little chlorine in the gene pool doesn't hurt...
ReplyDeleteIn cases of gross stupidity its usually a safe bet that alcohol is involved.
ReplyDeleteDoctor: Now I want you to rub this ointment into the wound, twice a day.
ReplyDeleteDoofus: Will it make my hand smart?
Doctor: I don't know, but if it does, rub it on your head.
:)