I'm laughing at reports from Japan of the new 'Husband Hunting Bra' by Triumph.
It seems that a lady wearing it can set a deadline to find a husband, and start the clock counting down. If she inserts an engagement ring into a socket on the bra before the clock expires, the countdown stops and wedding music begins to play! The bra even includes pockets on the sides for a pen and a legal seal, so that the marriage can be solemnized at any time without having to hunt for those essentials.
This video clip shows the bra in action.
Y'know, I'm told men are put off by women who are husband-hunting. If that's the case, how do you think they'll react when they take a lady out on a date, things get interesting, they take her home - and she reveals this thing as she disrobes? I'd guess many men will be diving out of a lot of windows to get away!
Peter
OK, Japanese tourist comes to the U.S. on vacation wearing one. Enjoys her stay and heads back home. I want to be there when she goes through the TSA checkpoint at the airport!
ReplyDelete