The wrong kind of 'earth moving'!

I'm dumbfounded by a report from Arndale, Oklahoma. It seems that a certain Shirley Dent tried to use a jackhammer as a dildo to 'pleasure herself' - and, unsurprisingly, suffered fatal injuries in the process.

Perhaps there was some sort of mental illness or instability involved. After all, what normal person would even consider using something like that, for something like that?

One has to feel sorry for the late Ms. Dent . . . but I have to point out that she must have misread Hemingway. His phrase was "Did the earth move for thee?" - not "Didst thou use an earth-moving implement?"

(Or, as an even more cynical friend put it, "She certainly lived up to her surname!")





Peter