Are you feeling haggish today?

If so, the Wookey Hole Caves in England have a job for you!




I've never heard of a 'trans-gender witch' before, but I suppose modern political correctness trumps historical reality. The administrators add the following job description and desired qualities:

Role and Responsibilities

An opportunity to become the famous face of Wookey Hole – the Witch of Wookey. A world renowned, historical character.

The Witch of Wookey will meet and greet visitors and go about the everyday life of a witch – showing visitors what it was like to live in the dark ages in a cave.

Essential Skills and requirements

The ideal candidate will have excellent customer service skills and enjoy working with people.

The ideal candidate must not be allergic to cats and be prepared to travel.

The ideal candidate will work part-time, during weekends, school holidays and special events (except Christmas day). Must be prepared to stay overnight in the caves. Knowledge of the history of witch craft is essential.

All applicants must be able to produce a witch’s cackle – this will be a required performance at the audition.

Hmm. I have a potential candidate in mind, but she's a member of the current Administration at present, so she might be otherwise engaged . . .



Peter