Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #265


Hat-tip to Crucis for e-mailing me the link to this story.

It seems that an Ohio criminal with Romeo tendencies (or should that be 'fantasies'?) has fallen victim to his proclivities.

Police said a suspect in a home robbery was arrested when he returned to the home about two hours later to ask the victim for a date. Police say 20-year-old Stephfon Bennett of Columbus was among three men who robbed a couple late Sunday.

Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird said the woman recognized Bennett as one of the robbers when he returned to asked her out. She had a relative call 911.

Police said Bennett was arrested in front of the home.


There's more at the link.

I don't quite know what to say about this. I mean . . . that this doofus could even imagine that someone he'd just robbed might be romantically interested in him! Is that chutzpah, invincible ignorance, or total, ultimate Doofidity? You take your pick!



Peter

4 comments:

  1. All of the above.
    Hopefully something "happens" to him to clean out the gene pool, just so he doesn't breed and pass along his "stupid" genes.

    B Woodman

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  2. Well Anon-6:14, I think he will, at least, be out-of-circulation for awhile.

    WV: toddry
    Yes, a very toddry affair.

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