Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Who says butter is bad for your health?


It isn't bad for would-be suicides' health - at least in China! China Daily reports:

Government officials in south-east China have ordered workers to cover a 1,000 ft long steel bridge in butter to prevent citizens from using it to attempt suicide.

All the climbable surfaces on the structure in Guangzhou have been covered in greasy fat to put an end to the spate of people threatening to jump from it, The Sun reports.

Government spokesman Shiu Liang said: "We tried employing guards at both ends but that didn't work - and we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here.

"None of it worked - and so now we have put butter over the bridge and it has worked very well. Nobody can get up there and nobody who tries ever falls."

Bridge guard Wong Man added: "The butter makes the bars and frames slippery and hard to climb on to, and we can easily catch them.

"Each time somebody threatens to commit suicide to get media attention or sympathy over personal problems we end up with several hours of tailbacks and there were lots of complaints.

"Since we put up the butter there have been no problems with these attention seekers."


I have only one question. All that butter must surely go rancid over time . . . so what happens when everyone refuses to cross the bridge at all, on the grounds that the smell is intolerable?



Peter

3 comments:

  1. Peter, I'm with you. That would quickly become a very stinky bridge!

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  2. If no one crosses the bridge because of the smell, then maintenance costs are greatly reduced. I tell you there is just no down side to this.

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  3. Won't work in the USA. The suicidal individual would slip, fall, injure themselves, and sue whatever deep pockets were available (Fed, State, and Local gummints [depending on who owns the structure] via their insurance coverage) for "purposely creating an unsafe condition".

    Not a viable course of action in the PRC.

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