Today's Doofus is from Wisconsin.
A woman's attempt to avoid arrest over shoplifting some beef jerky proved ineffective, as it turned out that stripping in front of policemen won't stop them from arresting you.
Kicking them in the groin also doesn't help you cause, apparently.
The woman, identified as Julia E Laack of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, was arrested at her home after she allegedly stole the beef jerky and a lighter from a convenience store. When officers arrived at her house, she began by swearing at her children, then stripped to her underwear.
She told officers: 'You can't arrest me as I am going to be naked now.'
Laack then kicked one of the officers in the groin and spat at another as they attempted to prove that they could, in fact, arrest her.
She then decided to round off her evening by mooning from the back window of the squad car as she was taken to the police station.
With a repertoire like that, just think of the home movies her kids have to look forward to in later years! "Oh, yeah, this one is the time Mom stole the jerky . . . "
Peter
Good to see that you are already continuing to entertain and educate us with Doofi.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow, the 440 yard dash for you!
What! No pictures? No video?
ReplyDeleteCrud.
I bet she voted Obama
ReplyDeleteThat sort of logic and such a tenuous grasp of basic principles have strong influences on Wisconsin politics and culture. It's going to be another long winter.
ReplyDeletewv = "redne:" in the cold, dark months here, even finishing a word can just be too much trouble.