Friday, January 1, 2010

What makes people do stuff like this???


A few weeks ago I wrote about two sexual deviants, and pointed out the potential dangers of their behavior. One, in particular, was a repeat offender with a horse. Today comes a report of another 'rapscallion with a stallion' - or, at least, a series of fillies.

Erick Rivera just couldn't take his mind off those fillies next door.

At least a dozen times since July, the 18-year-old man crept from his rented room in an inn overlooking the Goshen Historic Track and had his way with his equine neighbors, Village of Goshen police have concluded after a six-month-long investigation.

Rivera's amorous adventures ended Thursday evening when police charged Rivera with a felony burglary count and two misdemeanors – sexual misconduct with an animal and petit larceny. He's being held in the Orange County Jail in lieu of $15,000 cash bail.

. . .

Village police Chief James Watt said Rivera entered the unlocked stables after midnight and used bridles to immobilize the horses in their stalls for each of his escapades.

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Village police have accumulated a litany of sardonic observations during the six months they sought to identify their human stallion. The only one Watt was prepared to repeat in print involved a comparison to the professional football player who served prison time for organizing dog fights.

“This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA,” Watt said.


There's more at the link.

What is it that makes such people tick? What on earth is sexually attractive about a horse? The only thing they've ever done for me is move me too fast for comfort and pitch me off onto the less-than-comfortably-yielding ground now and again!

Oh, well. No good in being a nag about it, I suppose . . . and besides, now the taxpayers will be saddled with the costs of incarceration.

Peter

3 comments:

  1. I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

    Neigh means nay!"

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  2. Supposedly, a horse looks a lot like a woman from the rear. Longish hair, gait similar to a woman in heels, and no nasty interactions with a human with desired and wants of their own. I'm serious.

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  3. "nag" "saddled". Good grief! You must be getting better.

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