A few weeks ago I wrote about two sexual deviants, and pointed out the potential dangers of their behavior. One, in particular, was a repeat offender with a horse. Today comes a report of another 'rapscallion with a stallion' - or, at least, a series of fillies.
Erick Rivera just couldn't take his mind off those fillies next door.
At least a dozen times since July, the 18-year-old man crept from his rented room in an inn overlooking the Goshen Historic Track and had his way with his equine neighbors, Village of Goshen police have concluded after a six-month-long investigation.
Rivera's amorous adventures ended Thursday evening when police charged Rivera with a felony burglary count and two misdemeanors – sexual misconduct with an animal and petit larceny. He's being held in the Orange County Jail in lieu of $15,000 cash bail.
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Village police Chief James Watt said Rivera entered the unlocked stables after midnight and used bridles to immobilize the horses in their stalls for each of his escapades.
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Village police have accumulated a litany of sardonic observations during the six months they sought to identify their human stallion. The only one Watt was prepared to repeat in print involved a comparison to the professional football player who served prison time for organizing dog fights.
“This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA,” Watt said.
There's more at the link.
What is it that makes such people tick? What on earth is sexually attractive about a horse? The only thing they've ever done for me is move me too fast for comfort and pitch me off onto the less-than-comfortably-yielding ground now and again!
Oh, well. No good in being a nag about it, I suppose . . . and besides, now the taxpayers will be saddled with the costs of incarceration.
Peter
I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
ReplyDeleteNeigh means nay!"
Supposedly, a horse looks a lot like a woman from the rear. Longish hair, gait similar to a woman in heels, and no nasty interactions with a human with desired and wants of their own. I'm serious.
ReplyDelete"nag" "saddled". Good grief! You must be getting better.
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