The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Lumberjack FAIL!
You already know what's going to happen, don't you?
...If they have a camera and internet access they could have taken five useful seconds and googled "how to fell a tree". Then again if my aunt had ba-what? Never mind.
Planning...Fail. Not only could he have double checked how to fell a tree, but in under a minute he could have moved the truck to a place further away rather than tempt Fate. Just remember, Fate is always bored...out of all the people of the Earth..don't be the one stupid enough to make screwing with you worth his while.
...If they have a camera and internet access they could have taken five useful seconds and googled "how to fell a tree". Then again if my aunt had ba-what? Never mind.
ReplyDeleteJim
w/v: succa. Heh.
Heeee's a lumberjack and he's... not okay! He's sleepin' on the couch and walkin' all day!
ReplyDeletePlanning...Fail.
ReplyDeleteNot only could he have double checked how to fell a tree, but in under a minute he could have moved the truck to a place further away rather than tempt Fate. Just remember, Fate is always bored...out of all the people of the Earth..don't be the one stupid enough to make screwing with you worth his while.