The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Doofus Of The Day #385
If this character didn't emasculate himself with this stunt . . . it's a pity!
Certainly, he deserves a Darwin award by amputation, even if he didn't quite earn one this time!
What the heck was the point of that? I mean, if he had been STANDING on the board, maybe he'd have gone flying. But it looks like he got exactly what he was aiming to get!
How ironic would it be if he was attempting to show how manly he was, by letting something hit him in the groin, only to forever lose the ability to procreate or even pee standing up?
I asked my wife what she thought about this. I don't see the humour or attraction of exploding testicles or mutilating one's own manhood.
She said that our youth have no purpose in life, therefore: purposeless activity.
I guess. I think it may be lack of common sense.
I remember distinctly my dad warning me of standing over a board like that when we were working on a pickup. There wasn't near the mechanical advantage shown here.
What the heck was the point of that? I mean, if he had been STANDING on the board, maybe he'd have gone flying. But it looks like he got exactly what he was aiming to get!
ReplyDeleteHow ironic would it be if he was attempting to show how manly he was, by letting something hit him in the groin, only to forever lose the ability to procreate or even pee standing up?
ReplyDeleteGood one (that is SO bad...) :-)
ReplyDeleteIt isn't what happened, it is that Vic apparently thought this was a good idea in the first place.
ReplyDeleteJim
At least there's a good chance he won't pollute the gene pool! LMAO!
ReplyDelete(No, no sympathy for him at all..)
I asked my wife what she thought about this. I don't see the humour or attraction of exploding testicles or mutilating one's own manhood.
ReplyDeleteShe said that our youth have no purpose in life, therefore: purposeless activity.
I guess. I think it may be lack of common sense.
I remember distinctly my dad warning me of standing over a board like that when we were working on a pickup. There wasn't near the mechanical advantage shown here.