Doofus Of The Day #403

Today's winner is from Connecticut.

As [Marian Wegiel] tells it, he was just sitting in his home around supper time, minding his own business when he heard a ruckus from the horse farm across the street. Being the totally neighborly type, he decided to go to the coral to check on the three horses causing a fuss. But while he was petting a female horse to comfort her, he accidentally stuck his hand in the horse's vagina. For about 10 minutes.

Yeah, that's right. It was a 10-minute long accident. It happens to people all the time.

But the farm owner saw it another way. Someone called 911 to report that a man was touching a horse in a pervert way around its genitals, and that the horse appeared to be in pain.

When police arrived, Wegiel offered his tale of providing vaginal message as horse comfort, and that he accidentally slipped his fingers inside the animal. But police noticed that he'd only tried to comfort the lone female horse. They also wisely deduced that it's really, really hard to accidentally finger rape an animal.

There's more at the link.

Hopefully Mr. Wegiel's enthusiasm will be harnessed (you should pardon the expression) to more appropriate ends (ditto) behind bars!





Peter