The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Friday, November 12, 2010
Beer catapult FAIL!
Hint: when inserting beer can in catapult sling, make sure beer can doesn't get tangled up in said sling. If it does . . .
If it's domestic and in a can it barely qualifies as beer, so it's not that much of a badness. Less of a "The wages of sin are death" kind of thing, more of a tired feeling really.
If it were Guinness, then we'd skip repentance and go right to burning at the stake.
IIRC there was another incident involving a balloon catapult, a watermelon and a popular TV show earlier this year.
I disagree with Gerry that wasting beer is a sin. I think it's a sin to drink beer that you'd consider worthy of being wasted on some redneck catapult, but that's just me.
Wasting beer is a sin.
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Amen.
Gerry
If it's domestic and in a can it barely qualifies as beer, so it's not that much of a badness. Less of a "The wages of sin are death" kind of thing, more of a tired feeling really.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Guinness, then we'd skip repentance and go right to burning at the stake.
IIRC there was another incident involving a balloon catapult, a watermelon and a popular TV show earlier this year.
Better to take that one approximately center of mass than a foot in either direction!
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Gives new meaning to
ReplyDelete"Here, hold my beer I wanna try something"
Ouch....
That's a small thing compared to the first episode of Amazing Race this season. One gal took a watermelon to the face!
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She ended up recovering, and nailed it soon after, but wow.....
I disagree with Gerry that wasting beer is a sin. I think it's a sin to drink beer that you'd consider worthy of being wasted on some redneck catapult, but that's just me.
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