Today's winner comes from Nebraska.
Officials said a sheriff's deputy responded to a report of a suspicious pickup truck east of Lincoln. The deputy said he stopped the truck to question the driver and found everyone in the vehicle was unclothed. The deputy said their clothes were in the bed of the pickup.
According to authorities, when the two men and two women in the pickup were questioned about what they were doing, one replied, "I think we're getting in trouble."
Ya think???
There's more at the link.
I know Nebraska is known as the 'Cornhusker State' . . . but aren't the husks supposed to stay on the corn until it's ready to be eaten? (And no, I'm not, repeat, not going there!)
Peter
They're in trouble all right.
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Jim March - I see what you did there. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat there's the classic redneck difference between naked ("got no clothes on") and nekkid ("got no clothes on and you're up to sump'm").
What, no pictures?
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