Courtesy of a link provided by reader Snoggeramus in Australia, we learn of today's winner. It seems one Mishelle Salzgeber, of Dade City, Florida, was arrested after failing a drug test administered as part of her probation. As she was being processed into the jail, an X-ray revealed a miniature vodka bottle in a body cavity. She removed it, explaining its presence as follows:
Salzgeber allegedly told police it had been filled with someone else's urine, which she tried to use in order to pass a drug test at the probation office.
Unfortunately for Salzgeber, the urine that was in the vodka bottle had also failed the test, which led to her arrest.
There's more at the link.
Sounds like she really, really needs a better (and more reliable) class of friends!
Peter
The problem with being trash is the class of people you have to hang out with.
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