Today's award goes to three drunk Canadians.
After the three intoxicated twenty year olds went to a car wash with a shopping buggy about midnight last night, Abbotsford police posted a tweet warning that pressure washing yourself will not increase "intelligence or sobriety."
The trio had stripped down - loaded themselves into the cart - and selected either "typhoon" or "super typhoon" and tried to wash themselves and the buggy.
The Abbotsford police were alerted when neighbours heard screaming.
"We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," observed Abbotsford police Const. Ian MacDonald.
There's more at the link.
Oh, well . . . as the proverb tells us, 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' - but only in an Irish dictionary!
Peter
Thank you Peter, this just made my morning!
ReplyDeleteThe article fails to mention if the screams were screams of discomfort or drunken laughter. I suppose that's being responsible, as, if it was laughter, I'll be trying this out as soon as I can get ashore and also get some brown liquor.
ReplyDeleteYes, brown liquor is best.
ReplyDelete"The trio was cautioned and sent home." Do the Abbottsford Police not understand the social engineering uses of YouTube? They apparently Twitter, but no video?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the world coming to?
stay safe.