From James Taranto in the Wall Street Journal, commenting on allegations that Democratic Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren had falsely claimed Native American ancestry earlier in her career:
"To judge by photographs, Elizabeth Warren ...
is as white as a polar bear's ghost
after a dental bleaching in a snowstorm."
is as white as a polar bear's ghost
after a dental bleaching in a snowstorm."
Y'know, if I were her opponent, I'd be referring to her in every speech (and plastering Massachusetts with posters labeling her) as "Elizabeth 'Minnehaha' Warren" . . .
Peter
She sure doesn't resemble Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteHanging your reputation, profession and future job-opportunity onto a branch of the Family Tree that was pruned years ago is every bit like Stolen Ancestral Valor IMO.
ReplyDelete"Taxagawea"
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank all of today's contestants for their participation.
ReplyDeleteLarry wins.