Sex and the single tortoise

I'm a tired puppy tonight.  I'll put up some blog posts in the morning, when I've had enough sleep to bring one brain cell into approximate synchronization with another.

Meanwhile, please amuse yourself with this very amusing video clip from the BBC.  On his eponymous TV show, Graham Norton asked David Attenborough to provide an impromptu commentary to the clip shown below.  The results were . . . ah . . . different.  That's the word I was looking for - different.

Peter