The video clip below shows Canadian motocross star Jolene Van Vugt in Sydney, Australia, attempting to break the world speed record for - of all things - a motorized toilet! She's reported to have reached a speed of 46 miles per hour, although this has yet to be ratified by Guinness World Records.
I've certainly made a few high-speed 'runs' in the direction of the porcelain throne, and experienced a few 'runs' while using it . . . but I'm delighted to report that none of them set world records! Furthermore, I saw no need whatsoever to record them for posterity!
Peter
Gives new meaning to the term "bucket seat".
ReplyDeleteLOL, I was thinking the same thing you were thinking on that one...
ReplyDeletePosterior posterity?
ReplyDeleteWhile most of us have made high-speed runs to the toilet at some time, I'm happy to report that mine's never made a high-speed run of its own.
ReplyDelete"Posterior posterity", indeed. Don wins the Intarweb Tubez!