Sunday, May 19, 2013

Doofus Of The Day #704


Courtesy of reader J. M., we find this excruciatingly funny newspaper excerpt from a police blotter:




I suppose it could have been worse.  Icy Hot is bad enough, but he might have used Bengay - and think of the implications of that name under the circumstances!





Peter

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3 comments:

  1. Old NFOMay 19, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Oh man, THAT may not have left a permanent mark, but I'm betting it got her attention!!! :-)

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  2. Rev. PaulMay 19, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    Um ... ow! That's worthy of the Unalaska blotter, too.

    Attention-getter I guess!

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  3. tweellMay 19, 2013 at 10:42 PM

    Obviously a nice guy, otherwise he would have used capsaicin cream.

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