The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Stinky!
It seems three whales washed up on the shores of the Faroe Islands the other day. The islanders decided to cut them up in order to remove the bodies more easily.
Unfortunately, the man doing the cutting seems to have forgotten that whales are big enough to decompose from the inside out - and that gas buildup in the internal organs will find an explosive way out if you cut into them. You can see a video of the result here. WARNING: It's a pretty gruesome sight, so if you're sensitive of stomach or constitution, don't watch it! It's an absolute explosion of blood, guts and internal organs, which is why I've chosen to link to it rather than embed it here. It looks as if most of the detritus missed the cutter, but I'm sure he got a noseful of the associated odor!
(A tip o' the hat to reader Snoggeramus for telling me about it. That man keeps his eyes open!)
Peter
COOL!
ReplyDeleteAt least they were a bit smarter than the folks out West that decided to dynamite the whale that washed up on their beach.
ReplyDeleteIf memory serves that incident resulted in several cars sustaining damage from ballistic chunks of decomposing blubber. Try explaining that to Flo from GEICO.
BGM
Holy cow! I hate the smell of gutting a deer. I would have puked my innards out.
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