I must admit, my mind boggled more than somewhat when I read:
Say WHAT???
I'm not going to reproduce anything from the article here - you can read it at the link if you wish - but it does lend itself to speculation.
- I presume the use of a rooster was an oblique reference to one of the more informal colloquial names for that portion of the male anatomy. If not, would that make it a poultry offense?
- If the artist was drunk at the time, would this be a case of 'coq au vin'?
- I don't want to know whether the cock . . . either cock . . . crowed. So to speak. You should pardon the expression.
Peter
Nay, nay. It was a fowl offense, to be sure.
ReplyDeleteWas there a pretty woman involved? I remember there being an old French saying (approximately), "When the cock crows to the sky, the brains fall to the ground."
Word verification: ighsac unqualified
ROTF... Good one Peter!
ReplyDeleteRoosters have some serious claws.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put one anywhere near my junk...
I sent this to a buddy, who replied.
ReplyDelete"...so he was fined for having two peckers."
The Gallic rooster is the national bird of France, you can see it on Rossignol skis and other products.
Al_in_Ottawa